I was just looking at other websites and found that most have this sort of legal stuff, and I thought to myself, Hey! I'd like some too! So here's some of the better stuff.
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Nothing contained in my Web Book is intended to be instructional
for medical diagnosis or treatment. [Hey, wait a minute! Shouldn't
legal stuff be in fine print? There, that's better.]
Information contianed in my Web Book should not be used in place of
a visit, call, consultation or the advice of thy physician,
therapist or other qualified health care provider.
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Jurisdictional stuff:
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U.S. customers. This site is controlled by me
from my office in Arden Hills, MN, United States.
My Web Book makes no representation that materials
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Liablility Stuff:
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foregoing, everything on this site is provided to thee
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viruses that may infect, thy computer equipment or
other property on account of thy use of this web site.
Wasn't that fun? I may have more legal stuff later, so come back and check it out!