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Jim's Silly Manifesto.

I desire Chickens and fresh cheese for all.

All who oppose my will shall be violently annihilated.

“We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

—Kang

No kryptonite shall be permitted to exist, here, or anywhere in the Universe.

Señor Andy McGrane shall recieve every evening a fair maid of his choosing.

All people whom I dislike shall be punished in the manner of the choosing of Doktor Mengele.

Funds shall be supplied for research and development of time travel equipment in order to travel to before the death of Dr. Mengele so he can choose punishments.

All men shall be forced to change their names to Hamish MacAndrews.