Legal Stuff
(As opposed to illegal stuff.)

I was just looking at other websites and found that most have this sort of legal stuff, and I thought to myself, Hey! I'd like some too! So here's some of the better stuff.


Nothing contained in my Web Book is intended to be instructional for medical diagnosis or treatment. [Hey, wait a minute! Shouldn't legal stuff be in fine print? There, that's better.] Information contianed in my Web Book should not be used in place of a visit, call, consultation or the advice of thy physician, therapist or other qualified health care provider.

Other Sites:

Links originating with my Web Book may lead to sites containing information that some people may find inappropriate or offensive. Links may also lead to sites which contain inaccurate information, false or misleading advertising, or information which violates copyright, libel or defamation laws.

Jurisdictional stuff:

Information appearing on my Web Book is intended for U.S. customers. This site is controlled by me from my office in Arden Hills, MN, United States. My Web Book makes no representation that materials on this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations. Anything from this web site may be subject to United States Export Laws, rules and regulations, as amended from time to time. Nothing from this web site may be downloaded or exported (1) into (or to a national or resident of) Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, Sudan or any other country to which the United States has embargoed goods; or (2) anyone on the United States Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals or U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders. By downloading or using the stuff, thou representest and warrantest that thou art not located in, under the control of, or a national or resident of any such country or on any such list.

Liablility Stuff:

Thy use of and browsing on this web site are at thy own risk. Neither I nor any other party involved in creating, producing or delivering this web site is liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect or punitive damages arising out of thy access to, or use of, this web site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on this site is provided to thee "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow exclusions of implied warranties, so some of these exclusions may not apply to thee. Check thy local laws. I assume no liability and shall not be liable for any damages to, or viruses that may infect, thy computer equipment or other property on account of thy use of this web site.

Wasn't that fun? I may have more legal stuff later, so come back and check it out!

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